Well thanks for stopping by. In this blog I'm just going to generally explain what my blogs are going to be predominantly about. BOYS!!!! About all my dates and interactions with boys. Pretty much sharing locations, outfits, experiences from where we met to did I sleep with him. This is going to be very interesting to share with the world but I figured why not, plus my friends encouraged me to blog about this because some of my stories are so far fetched that it can't be possible this can only happen to me. Hahahahaha!!!! So lets begin, shall we??
Entry #1: The BUM.
So its the New Year. WooHoo!!! 2013!!! Now it seems like no one is meeting the traditional way anymore. You know, like how our parents met. Mom was standing by the fruit counter and Dad noticed her pretty dress and smile and couldn't resist in saying "Hi". Now you hear comments like, "What website did you meet your husband on?" Hahahaha.
This is what the world has come to, a picture and a profile paragraph. I guess if you can beat em' join em'. So two weeks ago I decided to try out a new chat app on my iPhone. Decent selection of guys.
So I made a profile. I had a few interesting characters hit me up. Hmmm actually that might be an understatement. SMH. After sifting through the nut jobs I came across a stud muffin. Real sexy. Profile said he was 32 years old 6'1 205lbs muscular, and his profile pic definitely fit the description. He sent me a note, something really sweet, can't totally remember from the top of my head but it really was cute.
So exchanged a few messages back and forth and then exchanged numbers, chatted for a bit and decided to meet. So I met him close to his house, because last minuet he decided to tell me he doesn't have a car. (Sidebar: Is it just me or am I the only on that feels if you live in NJ, mainly suburbia, its uncalled for for you not to own a car, even a damn hooptie.) So of course that was strike one. Get to the front of his house, mind you I called and confirmed with him 30min in advance of time and location. Sooo why was I sitting calling his phone for it to only go to voice mail in front of his house for 20 min. Strike two. Finally the phone rings, tells me he's sorry and he was coming out. It was pouring so I couldn't see so clear when he was walking towards the car and getting in on the passenger side. Pictures are sooooo deceiving I am actually very annoyed talking about it right now. He looked like a BUM, no other word to describe it. That pic he posted, not sure if it was a really good camera or some cropping and air brushing but he looked a mess in person. Unshaven, ragged clothes, busted sneakers, foul breath, and looked like 205lbs of FAT!!!!! At this point I'm over it and ready to go to Dunkin Donuts for a Latte. Of course he was like, "Damn Anu, you look so good and smelling all good too, all that for me?" My response was a big fat HELL NO! Apparently he was getting aroused tried to kiss me, pushed him away, put his hand on my lap, pushed that away. Then he was like are we going back to my place because his Mommy didn't go to work today so he can't have company. SERIOUSLY!?!?! So the bitch totally came out of me at that point. There were a few choice words that he was called plus a F**k you and get the f**k out of my car. The nerve of him to look at me as if I'd lost my mind after I cursed his ass out. Ugh and another one bites the dust. I'm pretty sure this is not going to be my last botched date. Plenty more to come. Hahahahaha. So sad but it's so true. Its a hit or miss with the guys out there now and days, especially meeting them over the internet. Its like playing Russian Roulette.
Till Next Time Dolls xoxoxo
